I Can See Russia From My House

Chorus:
C
I can see Russia from my house
          F                   C
Got a flag pin on my blouse
                                                                 G
I'm the commander of the Alaska National Guard
          C                                F                     C
And if it wasn't for me all you folks in Tennessee
                                       G                     C
Would have paratroopers landing in your yard

C
In a bikini I'm still hot
                 F                             C
I can kill a moose with just one shot
                                                                          G
Vladimir Putin might scare you but he don't scare me
             C                                        F                       C
We'll revive the old cold war if that's what he's lookin' for
                                      G                 C
And it'll be good for the defense industry

         F                                C
I met Bono yesterday at the UN by the way
                                                                   G
And some other guys whose names I can't recall
                                                                 F              C
One was from Afghanistan where they still got the Taliban
                            G                  C
It was my first visit there I had a ball
                                                                  F                       C
If you were gonna vote for Hillary then you ought to vote for me
                                                         G
Although we disagree on nearly everything
                                                                     F                      C
If you don't like John McCain, you know, the old guy with the plane
                             G                            C
If he has a heart attack then you'll have me

And

Chorus:
         F
I was raised in the AG
                 C
Where the preacher prayed for me
                                                                G
That's why Jesus made me governor of the state
          C                                             F               C
It was just a stepping stone I'll always call Alaska home
                                  G                    C
I'm the kind of gal that liberals love to hate

Repeat Chorus & Out

words and music by William O. Richardson © 2008 Unpublished Songs (SESAC)